The Coach can't resist a girl scout with a cookie order form.
He has so far ordered:
from Sarge's daughter - 18 boxes
from P$'s daughter - 9
This in itself could have caused a friendly tension if they didn't know already he is nuts. (Coach, next year how about ordering 15 from each?????)
He also ordered:
6 from Saigie's friend in the neighborhood
3 from the daughter of my co-worker.
He claims he bought this amount because there are seven of us, BUT he doesn't even keep the cookies in the pantry. He keeps them in the bedroom on his side of the bed. The kids have to barter their firstborn to get some. It is not like he wants to share.
Luckily for me I am allergic to most of the boxes he ordered.
How about you? How many cookies did ya order? Which kind is your favorite.
Also....do you think it is a government conspiracy that these cookies come out mere weeks after most people resolved to eat better, lose weight, and stop stalking? (Oh wait..that last one was just me.)