Me: Ack. I have gained THREE pounds this week!!
Him: Eat less.
Thank goodness he explained THAT. I have always had a hard time understanding that calorie/weight relationship. I am glad he was there to figure it all out for me.
Maybe next time I could get a, "I didn't notice." Or perhaps, "Don't worry about it. It's the holidays." Or possibly since he just bought an app to alert him of my PMS schedule, he could have said, "Probably just water retention."
I will forgive him though since he is a man and likes solutions and since he tells me on a pretty regular basis how hot he thinks I am. How sweet is that?
(My last two posts have been lengthy, so I thought I would throw in a quickie.)
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Men don't get it. I said someting the other day about needing to work out and hubs said, "You know where the gym is." Grrrr!
ReplyDeleteReally? A PMS alert app? Hilarious! Have a fun weekend!
ReplyDeleteIs there anything there's not an app for. I mean how great is it that they can be warned about upcoming PMS! So now he has no excuse to not buy you chocolate, tip toe around, and give you lots of extra attention.
ReplyDeleteMen.... you just gotta laugh
ReplyDeleteWow! Who knew that was the problem?! Too many calories = weight gain? The man's a genius! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteHa what did we do without apps?
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I would pay good money for a weight loss app!
ReplyDeleteOh men. They just don't get it, do they?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! I wonder how long it will take Jason to find that app?
ReplyDeleteEat less!?!?!?!? HAHA!!! I would slap him.
ReplyDeleteJust like a guy to try and solve the problem. That would get a hearty, "why don't you eat less, bub?" from me!
ReplyDeleteMen need to lie to us!
ReplyDeleteLOL! That was great. My hubby (who is 60 pounds soaking wet and has NEVER had to diet in his life) says that to me too. *sigh* Maybe some day he will understand?!?
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Oh my, that's the last thing we want to hear (even if true but it COULD be water!). :)
ReplyDeleteI like to weight myself before/after long runs to see how my body reacts. I can lose a few pounds during the run and weight more than my starting weight the next day.... swollen muscles!
Have a great weekend!
Sometimes they are just SO helpful. It's amazing we have not achieved world peace by now! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat would we do without our men to tell us what we already know?
ReplyDeletethx for visiting my blog.. I'm a new follower on yours, too! :)
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