Tuesday, October 19, 2010
My mother was afraid I had lost an eye. We got in the car to head to the nearest ER. In a move exhibiting quick reflexes I have not seen from my mom before or since she shut the visor before I could see the damage in the mirror.
They also CUT OFF my super cool swimsuit. Hello?
I also said many other funny things. I kept called calling the male doctor "ma'am" and I said he was there to take my "whiskey". Apparently I am quite humorous when knocked nearly unconscious.