Ok. I am copying an idea I saw from Elizabeth Downie a couple of months ago. I hope she doesn't mind.
Here is some of the aborted posts I have started. Tell me in the comment section which one sounds the least crappy and I will write it later today.
Here are the choices....
1. A story about a jewelry store losing Mom's wedding ring.
2. Why the kids are named as they are.
3. Why I can't shop at that grocery store anymore.
4. My nose ring and tattoo.
5. The time I didn't have a stroke
6. Most said phrases at my house.