I ride my bike through this lovely trail.
Along the way there is this quaint little bridge or boardwalk. I like it. I like the sound it makes when my bike tires go over it.
I like this sign at the entrance to the bridge.
The last couple of times I have ridden this bike trail the sign has been vandalized to read: NO HOR*ES ON THE BOARDWALK. Every time I pass the sign I laugh and I think about the post I would write about how this cracks me up.
1. First there is the spelling. Vandals should carry a dictionary. Really they are giving each other a bad name. HORES. Ha!
2. Secondly I just get this mental picture of Ladies of the Night standing on either side of the bridge propositioning passers by. "Hey Baby, You looking for a good time? On this side of the bridge." Oh. I kill me.
So........Saturday I loaded up Shaye Baby with the intention of walking the bike path to the sign to snap a picture of it for my blog. (See how dedicated I am to bringing you humorous material?)
We walked.
And we walked.
Shaye Baby fell asleep.
We walked some more.
I suddenly remembered why this is a BIKE TRAIL.
Finally after forever we got to the sign.
The county had fixed it.
I called The Coach and I whined. He laughed.
I threatened to RIDE back to the bridge with a Sharpie marker. He vetoed the idea. (I was tired anyway.)
Wow. Porn star moms and prostitutes. What is this blog coming to? Next week I will write about rainbows and unicorns. Really.
How about you? Take a picture of the favorite sign you pass by. (Misspelling vandals or not.) Tell me if you are going to write about it in your blog and I will stop by and read it.
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I hope you will stop by.
LOL too funny......beautiful place to walk though!
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I am rolling...I think I like you...anyone who talks about prostitutes and porn stars is my kinda mom. Stopping by from Friday FOllow!
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in Atlanta there was a billboard with a big egg and tons of sperm headed towards it. The caption was, "Don't like the odds? Don't have sex." It's always been one of my favs. Of course, that was before my son could read and would want to know what it meant :)
ReplyDeleteThat is just to funny "no Hores" lmao. wish you had got a picture of it. im following from FF
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ReplyDeleteI'll be following your blog. My husband is a teacher, I see you are as well. Very nobal profession! :-)
Beautiful pictures ! Thanks for visiting my blog , I am following you too :)
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This looks like our bike path in RI. Awesome photos.
ReplyDeleteFollowing back from FF. Can't wait for a minute to catch up on all the posts!
ReplyDeleteLOL Thanks for the laugh :D It looks like a great trail. (even with the vandals)
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lol! I love this post! So funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog! Its so nice to meet you!! :)
ReplyDeletehaha! That's really funny because on the way to the bridges I took photo's of I saw a sign that said "No Fising Access" and had a photo of a fish. I really wanted to take a photo but I forgot!! Guess they missed that H there...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Vandalism must be taught at home. Dum Vandals.
ReplyDeleteLOL - that is great!! I am not a great speller, but even I can spell hors (hehehe)
ReplyDeleteI'm Blog-Hopping. Thanks for making me smile! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the cute post and good laugh!! I love it!! Thanks for stopping by. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteI love it! I will never forget a guy in high school writing a note to my best friend and it said, "Thanks for being my gril friend" We laughed and laughed, and of course that poor guy will always be known as the bad speller... :)
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me- when I was in college I dated this hunk. He was in the marines. He wrote to tell me he was in Porterecko. (Puerto Rico)
ReplyDeleteHe was REALLY good looking!
you crack me up!! awesome!
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that was awesome, thanks...I am following you back from FF!!! a little late but glad I stopped by...
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