I have never wanted a smart phone. First they seem only to be as smart as the person holding them which doesn't hold my promise for me. Second they seem to turn some people into technology addicted future carpel tunnel patients who are reduced to using them to check the weather every fifteen minutes and look up directions to a restaurant they have already been eating at for the last three years.
Besides I would rather spend that thirty dollars of data plan money on cheap jewelry and GU every month.
My work buddy, Shawna, has the coolest app on her phone. (Yes, even cooler than the app The Coach has that alerts him to upcoming PMS.) She has a word of the day app. We have been having loads of fun with it. We learn the words and then make sentences out of them. Yeah. I know. We might be nerds.
Here is a sampling. (Look em up yourself. It's late and I don't want to type definitions to words you might already know.)
Sentence - Had I possessed one iota of lambent insight I would have recognized him for the deleterious soul he was.
Look at that! The opening line to my future best seller.
I nicitated at the numismatist who was screaming like a banshee as I pulled a rare coin out of my cleavage.
Ok. That one was lame.
Write me a sentence using any of those words, or any other words that might be your favorite, like somnambulate. I promise I won't steal the sentence to use in any future novel!!
Thanks in advance for the entertainment.