If being mom were like being a professional baseball player there would be a channel on t.v. so we could relive our best moments. I decided that Mother's Day is a good time to think back and ponder great motherhood "plays."
Here are my best three motherhood moments. (Other than just the fact that I managed to birth them!)
1. The party we threw for Tanner's ninth birthday.
2. There was the time I was going to teach them and The Coach a lesson about their dinner table language. They were discussing their junk yet again at dinner and I yelled out, "I had to scratch my sweaty c___ today!" The kids are going to all need therapy. (But they did quit discussing their parts at the dinner table.)
3. I was sitting on the back porch talking to my dad and we were discussing a friend of mine from high school. I said something like, "That slut always stole my boyfriends."
Then I heard Saige's small sweet voice from behind me, "Momma, What's a slut?"
I just hope it balances out eventually.
Got any highs and lows you want to share? I can't wait to hear them.
Have a great Mother's Day no matter what side of the celebration you are on! And be on the lookout for the Mother's Day post written for me by The Coach!