******Let the title be your warning.*****
I was shocked the other day when The Coach walked up to me and hugged and informed me he had made a New Years Resolution. He has never made one in the past. I think it is something having to do with the fact that he thinks he is perfect. (Just kidding...how could he think that when I remind him of his flaws on a steady basis.)
I asked what his resolution was as he was kissing my neck and he replied, "To have sex every day."
"With who?" I asked.
"YOU!" he replied shocked.
"That's too bad." I quipped. "I resolved once a week."
(I just said that to mess with him.)
He is very opposed to me writing this post. He claims it is TMI. The problem is he always wants to be the subject of my blog, but he rarely ever says anything PG. He is often humorous, but it is always - BAD.
Here is an example of his bad behavior.
I emailed him to today and asked him if he planned to bring me back a surprise when he spends the weekend in Waco for Coaching School.
See. He is funny, but not appropriate.
And THAT should be the topic of his resolution.
(Sorry Mom, but HE is the one with a potty mouth..not me. Ground him this time.)