Occasionally the Pioneer Woman posts clothes from her closet. She gives the clothes away. Oddly enough people seem to clamor for her slightly worn clothes. I am not criticizing. I vaguely remember putting in a comment to win a cute jacket on her blog. Well today to celebrate my near famous blog status (Ha! I kill me.) I have something to give away. (Not really.)
I have for you lovely blog readers….an official, first edition U.S. History mid-term district test. Yes. I do.
When I turn in request to the copy lady I have to fill out a form. If I am submitting copies for prep U.S. History I usually ask for 100. If I am submitting stuff for APUSH I ask for 70. This time for some reason I requested 700 copies.
When I got to the workroom this morning there was a stack of tests as tall as me. I was horrified. Quickly I ran from wing to wing of the school trying to see which history teachers had procrastinated and could take some mid terms off my hands. Luckily for me I had a few takers. Not so lucky I had forgotten to put on deodorant!
Lucky for you I still have some tests left. Want one? I am sure it has a million or so uses.
*I am not really having a contest. You can comment and I won't send you one or test your history knowledge in anyway. I promise.
This could be you. Think about it.
LOL! Perhaps you could take up origami?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't want any tests. I wasn't good at taking them as a kid and I'm sure I haven't gotten any better.
ReplyDeleteawwww....lol... 700??? LOL!! a red light didnt go on with the copy lady??? Sure I'll take one my friend
ReplyDeleteI seriously shuddered when I saw the picture of the kids taking a test.....so happy that I am not in school anymore!
ReplyDeleteI'll take one, I'll take one! Will that help?
ReplyDeleteUgh, history. Excuse me while I go drink away the bad memories of high school... (I only say that because I have a horrible memory and barely passed history)
ReplyDeleteThis is the best giveaway ever! I have some knit tampons I can giveaway.
ReplyDelete700? You would think that someone would have questioned that!
ReplyDeleteI have this recurring dream where I fail my US history class over and over again...I would NOT like that exam thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteThis is like the episode where Curious George orders 100 dozen donuts.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, just about anything reminds me of a cartoon on PBS.
oooohhh tempting!! I am sooo glad to be done history and I doubt I would do well even on a Canadian History exam! too funny though!
ReplyDeleteI just cringed at the thought of a test!!! lol
ReplyDeleteWow! 700! Our lives are better than fiction, aren't they???
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh at your comment on my latest blog post. You're totally right. What was I thinking? My kid is 6'1" and is a karate black belt. I pity the fool who abducts him! Ha!
You should give an extra credit to the student which comes up with the most innovative solution to the test surplus challenge.
ReplyDeleteHistory? Are you crazy?!!! I sucked at it back then, and I probably remember even less of it now, but I surely don't want to test myself and confirm it!
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