I am psychic.

I am psycho psychic.

I can read my kids' minds.

Y'all didn't know I was telepathic did you?  Nope.  I have been keeping it a secret.  I didn't want everyone pestering me for the winning lottery numbers and such.

Here.  I will demonstrate.

Tayte is thinking, "Yo Gabba Gabba rocks!"
Shaye Baby is thinking, "How long will it take Mom to remember I am too young to watch TV?"

Tayte - "I need to be washed, so I'll just hang out in the the hamper."

Ty is definitely thinking, "No, I don't want to go on Forced Family Fun.  I am hungry."

Now though he is thinking, "I will go on Forced Family Fun since you offered to do my kitty litter chore. By the way.  I am hungry."

Girls are complicated so I will have to really concentrate on Saigie's thoughts.

"I am your favorite aren't I?  Can I have a snack?"


This talent comes in handy to unravel diabolical baby plans.

"I will find a way to escape from this thermal prison and I WILL unroll ALL the toilet paper."

I can read Tanner like a book.
"My royal homework is done!  What's for dinner?"


This skill comes in most handy with Shaye Baby since she doesn't talk yet.

"Oops.  I dropped my darn keys."

"Do you think these people will ever buy me some shoes!?  I am so embarrassed."


I can also read all your minds and know you want to hop today.

Have a great weekend!!

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