So many kids, I don't know what to do.

Friday, September 24, 2010

I am psychic.

I am psycho psychic.

I can read my kids' minds.

Y'all didn't know I was telepathic did you?  Nope.  I have been keeping it a secret.  I didn't want everyone pestering me for the winning lottery numbers and such.

Here.  I will demonstrate.

Tayte is thinking, "Yo Gabba Gabba rocks!"
Shaye Baby is thinking, "How long will it take Mom to remember I am too young to watch TV?"

Tayte - "I need to be washed, so I'll just hang out in the the hamper."

Ty is definitely thinking, "No, I don't want to go on Forced Family Fun.  I am hungry."

Now though he is thinking, "I will go on Forced Family Fun since you offered to do my kitty litter chore. By the way.  I am hungry."

Girls are complicated so I will have to really concentrate on Saigie's thoughts.

"I am your favorite aren't I?  Can I have a snack?"

This talent comes in handy to unravel diabolical baby plans.

"I will find a way to escape from this thermal prison and I WILL unroll ALL the toilet paper."

I can read Tanner like a book.
"My royal homework is done!  What's for dinner?"

This skill comes in most handy with Shaye Baby since she doesn't talk yet.

"Oops.  I dropped my darn keys."

"Do you think these people will ever buy me some shoes!?  I am so embarrassed."

I can also read all your minds and know you want to hop today.

Have a great weekend!!

Smart and Trendy Mom

The Frugal Novice
Toddler Awesome


  1. And the thing is, our kids don't believe us that we do read them with ease. Ha!
    Cool post.

  2. You ARE pyschic!!! That's so impressive! :)

  3. hehehehe Thanks for the stop by @ my blog... Newest follower here...

  4. Ohhh, you're good! I loved this. Thanks for helping me start my weekend with a smile...

    Lots of yummy love,
    Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner

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  7. I think I could see his brains in that shot. And I don't want to know what my kids are thinking. It's just better this way.


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