Not long ago I posted a list of the stupid things I do.
Here are some updates.
I was out with our sixty pound golden retriever, Clem, the other day talking to a the neighbor. I had Clem on a leash and the kids in the stroller. Clem had insisted on bringing her fetch toy and was driving me insane as I was holding it.She didn't so much as insist on bringing it as she is absolutely dependent upon having something in her mouth. If she can't find a toy she acts like a crack whore in need of a score until she finds it. So forgetting we were attached, I threw it. Clem took off like a rocket to retrieve her toy taking my arm out of the socket along with her. Lucky for me she is a good dog and retrieved my arm too. I am hoping to have my mom sew it back on next time I am at her place.
I planned The Coach a surprise birthday dinner. And then when he told me last week he had an obligation for Thursday night I got all mad and told him I had planned him surprise birthday dinner that night. He said, "On the 2nd?" I replied, "No on the 9th."
"Well my meeting is on the 2nd."
Oops. Happy Birthday The Coach.
Make me feel better. AGAIN. What have you done lately that is stupid?