1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
Depends. Does it have to be plain or can it be disquised with queso? I would eat alot of things covered in queso, maybe even lima beans. Can I have wine with it? If I can have queso and wine then I would do it for 250,000 dollars. No queso, no deal.
2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
It would probably have to be some altercation with a brother. Some incident in which they were horribly wrong and I had to set them straight. For their own good.
3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
Anything by Taylor Swift. Please could someone make this happen?
4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
When I drink too much I tend to get sick before I manage to do too much dumb. I prefer a nice middle of the road giggly, tipsy state of mind.
5 - What's your biggest regret?
I regret that I stole my husband's lunch this morning because it was not any good. (Queso finger may have been better.)